Stephen Harper is an asshole. It is a well-known fact. Actually it is his full time job. It is what he his most remembered for, being an asshole. But we must not forget that Stephen Harper also work part time as Prime Minister of Canada since January something-who-cares 2006. Basically at the last elections the Canadians had 2 choices, well maybe 3 if you happened to live in Quebec because you could vote for the poutine party of Gilles Duceppe, anyways.
The first choice were the Liberals – Lead by Paul Martin the Liberal Party of Canada is formed of uber pseudo left wings douche bags who stole millions from its own people, as reported in the Sponsorship Scandal, for more than 10 years and thought they could get away with it. They must be laughing and fucked us good because even if there was a masquerade of a trial and investigation called the Gomery Commission most of the actors of the Sponsorship Scandal did get away with it.
The second choice was the Conservative Party of Canada – Lead by old time right wing fucker Stephen Harper who, being the political mastermind equivalent of Pinkie from Pinkie & The Brain, decided to soften his hard-core views and try to dupe the Canadians into thinking he was not such of a ‘bad guy’ after all.
It was like trying to decide between a fucking pile of shit and a pile of fucking shit. Both taste like shit, smell like shit, feel like shit it’s just that the words and letters don’t seems to come from the same Alphagetti bowl you know. Anyways, eventually a pile of fucking shit got elected as the Prime Minister of Canadass. End of story.
The Igloolounge.net was down at the time of the election and so we kind of missed on the action this is why we decided do a quick picture recap of Stephen Harper’s victory along with some of his most famous quotes.
“The establishment came down with a constitutional package which they put to a national referendum. The package included distinct society status for Quebec and some other changes, including some that would just horrify you, putting universal Medicare in our constitution, and feminist rights, and a whole bunch of other things.”
“The NDP could be described as basically a party of liberal Democrats, but it’s actually worse than that, I have to say. And forgive me jesting again, but the NDP is kind of proof that the Devil lives and interferes in the affairs of men.”
“I was asked to speak about Canadian politics. It may not be true, but it’s legendary that if you’re like all Americans, you know almost nothing except for your own country. Which makes you probably knowledgeable about one more country than most Canadians.”
“I don’t know all the facts on Iraq, but I think we should work closely with the Americans.”
“I have always said that controversial issues of a moral or religious nature, such as abortion, should be settled by free votes of MPs, not by party policy.”
“For taxpayers, however, it’s a rip-off. And it has nothing to do with gender. Both men and women taxpayers will pay additional money to both men and women in the civil service. That’s why the federal government should scrap its ridiculous pay equity law.”
“It is simply difficult – extremely difficult – for someone to become bilingual in a country that is not. And make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it less bilingual today than it has ever been… So there you have it. As a religion, bilingualism is the god that failed. It has led to no fairness, produced no unity and cost Canadian taxpayers untold millions.”
Stephen Harper’s quotes are taken from In Their Own Words.