Survey time!

 
Body: How long does it take to drive into town?What’s your favorite town?

What’s your idea of a fun night out on the town?

Do you prefer townships or towns?

How much do you hate townies?

Are you a townie? 1-10 what is your townie level?

Have you ever told a foosball to “Get in the town!”

Do you need to “get out of town?”

What color do you want to paint the town?

Do you drive around the town, cops chasing you around?

What do you smell when you go downtown? Describe in vivid detail.

Do you like that song where the girl sings about downtown?

How many people live in your favorite township?

Are you affiliated with people who live uptown?

What is the general mood of the nearby townspeople?

How awkward is that sex scene with steve martin and some other actress in the movie “The Out of Towners?” Have you ever watched that movie with a girl on a first date with her conservative mother? How badly did you want to die? Does it help when the thrusting is ultra fast because of fast-forward? It makes it worse, doesn’t it?

What’s up? are you from out of town?

2 Responses to “Survey time!”

  1. Solse Says:

    5 minutes to downtown flagstaff.

    I just realized all these questions are about towns. I quit.

  2. Load3r Says:

    Hey guys, I’ve been sans internet since november. I forgot my login info!

    I live in town. Aurora. 30-45 min drive to downtown Toronto.

    Having access to a car. Otherwise you are staying in.

    Towns. Bad experience with townships.

    Not much. They add colour when you get to know some. Like jogging old guy, Tex, or Crazy Mike.

    5-6. I can walk through town with my eyes closed, but I don’t totally belong here.

    Orange. Go NDP.

    I’ve seen some flashing sirens directed at my vehicle before.

    Aurora, not much smell. Trees or grass when things aren’t snow covered.
    Toronto usually smells like an asshole though.

    Hells yeah. Easiest question on this survey.

    I thought I made myself clear about townships. Aurora is up to 45,000 now? It has doubled in my lifetime.

    There is no uptown Aurora, there is only Yonge St. Uptown Toronto, definetly not.

    People in Aurora are decently mellow. It helps that the town is loaded with rich people and golf courses. Also, there is many retirement homes stacked with the forgotten. The kids are restless because there is no entertainment.

    And now I also quit.

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