Infamous Sony new gaming console the Playstation 3 went on sale yesterday at exactly 00H Hour Zero-One and retarded brain damaged gamers camped out in front of retailers in hope to fell like a virgin again… or not, after all maybe most of them still are. But fuck it anyways I meant digitally virginized for the first time, or raped for a couple of hundred bucks but who cares, it is just a matter of opinion I guess, we live in a world of exuberant individual consumerism so who will notice that you spent 600$ (about 2 months of groceries for the average family of 3.5 members) on some stupid plastic junk.

All the fan boys will tell you that blah blah blah it is the greatest system of all time and that it is worth 600$ all we got for them as an answer is go fuck a goat and Smash My Ps3 Dot Fucking Com. (Fucking was added for dramatic effect only). Because yeah in case you were wondering the Ps3 already been terrorized by the same guy that brought you smash my Xbox/Xbox360/Ipod/Mom/Donald Pleasance and other mental deviations.

Eat it here.

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