Load3r doing a bed jump for the win.

Posted on the Igloolounge for posterity in remembrance of the old Futa days, because Load3r was and will always be the master of the infamous bed jump stunt. Many attempted to copy the style (that pussy, 50 Cent comes to mind) but in the end they all failed miserably because they just fucking suck. Like Christopher Lambert, there can be only one, Bedjumper!

Load3r is missing since April 2005. He was last seen playing World of Warcraft on the Sargeras server with a gay Night Elf warrior character that goes by the name Cutdown. He was last seen wearing a Field Plate Armor of the Gorilla, a pair of Obsidian Greaves and a funny hat while flipping pancakes near Scholomance. He his known for riding a chalupa, leaving runes on the ground and not using Shield Bash.

If you have any information regarding Load3r/Cutdown/Kenneth (what’s the mother fucking frequency?), or know of his whereabouts, please give him a solid kick in the balls and tell him his Futa bitches miss him.

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